Why did the heartbroken clock refuse to tick?

It said, “Every second without you feels like an eternity, so why bother moving forward?”

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I once asked a tree why it never seemed stressed, and it replied, “Well, I just let things go over my head and keep my roots grounded. Plus, I’ve never had to deal with rush hour traffic.”

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When the ocean met the sky, it asked, “Why do you always look so blue?”

The sky chuckled and said, “Well, you’re one to talk! At least I can change my colors whenever I feel like it.”

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I heard the sun and moon were having a heated argument about who works harder. The sun said, “I’m up all day, every day, without a single break!” The moon retorted, “Yeah, but I have to deal with all the crazy people at night!”

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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think a good nap can cure just about anything. Imagine if doctors prescribed naps instead of pills – the world would be a much sleepier, yet happier place.