Why did the clock get arrested?

It was caught robbing time.

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My friend asked me if I could help him move a mountain. I told him, “Sure, but only if you can fit it into my backpack.”

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I saw a dog chasing its tail and thought, “That’s dedication.” Then I realized it was just trying to catch up with its own life.

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My phone battery died, so I buried it in the backyard. It’s now resting in pixels.